Dear Sean,

Sean, I am so sorry that Emily sent you home. She really didn't appreciate your charm, good looks, and rock solid body. You were kinda on a whole new level of greek god perfection, and the whole perfect family/perfect house/perfect play house in the backyard really helped up your charm. You know that letter you wrote for Ricky? I kinda wanted to marry you right then and there. (Sorry Alex, it was really that cute). I'll miss seeing your face on my tv screen every Monday. And I am still a bit upset you won't be churning out any perfect blonde babies with Em any time soon :(

Even though it's a blurry google image photo, please take a moment to look at those abs...Yeah, you're welcome. And if that wasn't enough for you, here is a cute guy with a baby. (You're welcome again!)

And in other bachelorette news...I want Arie to go home (sorry if you like him). He just makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't know if it was his foreign parents, his always shiny forehead, super dominant kissing style (You're not Christian Grey sweetie), or if it's something else, but you bother me. I will admit I was #teamArie for a while, but then my love faded. Sorry!

But then there's Jef (I am really sounding like Emily now). You're really cute, and you rock skinny jeans better than any guy I know. You seem fun, and really sweet too. Even though my love for Sean overshadowed you, you were always my second pick. And now that Seans gone (tear) I am hoping you propose and make cute babies.